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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia/Charlie Wants an Abortion
| Charlie Wants an Abortion | |
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| Season 1, Episode 2 | |
| Airdate | August 11, 2005 |
| Production Number | IP01003 |
| Written by | Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney |
| Directed by | John Fortenberry |
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| ← 1x01 The Gang Gets Racist |
1x03 → Underage Drinking: A National Concern |
| It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — Season One | |
Charlie Wants an Abortion is the second episode of the first season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Charlie finds out that he might have a kid and uses it as an opportunity to finally score with the waitress. Mac discovers that abortion rallies are a good place to pick up women and Dennis tries his luck on both sides.
Starring: Charlie Day (Charlie Kelly), Glenn Howerton (Dennis Reynolds), Rob McElhenney (Mac), Kaitlin Olson (Dee Reynolds)
Guest Starring: Mary Elizabeth Ellis (Waitress), Spencer Daniels (Tommy), Autumn Reeser (Megan), Heather Donahue (Stacy Corvelli)
Co-Starring: Amy Higgins (Receptionist), Holly Reiser (Girl with Shirt), Esther Ellsworth (Hippie Girl), Sonia Jackson (Crack Whore), Benton Jennings (Pro-Lifer), Cormac Bluestone (Jimmy Doyle)
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Plot Overview
Charlie finds out that he might have a son. He says that if he had known at the time he would have told her to have an abortion. The gang debate whether the man has a say in an abortion and Mac says that it's up to god. He brings Dennis with him to meet the kid. He tells the mother that he is taking the kid to the park but actually takes him to have their blood tested.
Meanwhile Mac goes to an anti-abortion facility and asks for information. There he notices a girl and signs up for a rally. He decides to go because it is a good place to meet women. Charlie brings the kid back to the bar because he was making a scene at the free clinic. He takes him to the mall with Dee and they see the waitress from the coffee shop. She is there with her little sister from the big brother/big sister program so Charlie tells her that he is in the program too, and that his supposed son is his little brother. She agrees to carpool with him to the group picnic.
At the abortion rally Mac tries to impress the girl he met at the facility by showing her a list of doctors that he says he's going to kill. This turns her on and they make out in a car. Mac tells Dennis and Dee about the abortion rally and so Dennis decides to come with him to the next one. Meanwhile Charlie asks the mother if he can take his supposed kid out on Saturday and she admits that he's not Charlie's kid, but he still wants to take him anyways.
Dennis goes to the rally with Dee on the pro-choice side and notices that there aren't any other guys. But he tries to hit on girls and keeps getting turned down. So he calls Mac and decides to go over on the other side. He climbs the fence and people from both sides starts throwing eggs at him. Megan tells Mac that she is pregnant and he tells her to have an abortion. But in reality she was just testing him.
Back at the bar Charlie found out that the kid got drunk while he was busy bartending. The waitress and her little sister show up as Charlie is screaming at the kid.
Notes
Time and place
- 11:45 AM
- On a Tuesday
- Philadelphia, PA
Arc Advancement
Happenings
Characters
- Mac is shown to be a conservative Christian.
Referbacks
Trivia
The Show
- After this episode FX moved the show from it's Thursday, 10:30 time slot to Thursday, 10:00.
Behind the Scenes
Allusions and References
Memorable Moments
Quotes
- Megan: What's this?
- Mac: That's the list of doctors I'm going to kill.
- Megan: There's two already crossed out.
- Mac: Yeah, I know.
- Mac: You gotta come with me to one of these rallies. They're having another one on Saturday. These chicks are everywhere.
- Dee: I can jump on board with that.
- Mac: Yeah!
- Dee: Are you actually gonna throw away all your convictions for a chance to get laid?
- Dennis: I don't really have any convictions.
- Dee: Where is this rally being held?
- Mac: Uh, Planned Parenthood, Bryn Mawr Medical Center.
- Dee: Well, I'm gonna go. At least one pro-choice voice is gonna be heard.
- Mac: One? There was, like, tons of those chicks at the last one.
- Dennis: Which side had more?
- Dee: Oh, which one do you think? The one that cares about protecting women's bodies or the one that's run by the religious right?
- Dennis: Probably the side you're going to. I'm gonna fight for the right to choose.
- Dee: You're a scumbag, Dennis.
- Dennis: So do you come to these kind of things often or...?
- Girl with Shirt: Are you hitting on me at an abortion rally?
