Season One of Two and a Half Men premiered on September 22, 2003.
Episodes
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Airdate
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1
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Pilot
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September 22, 2003
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| 2 |
2
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Big Flappy Bastards
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September 29, 2003
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3
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Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
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October 6, 2003
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4
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If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
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October 13, 2003
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5
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The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
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October 20, 2003
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6
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Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
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October 27, 2003
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7
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If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
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November 3, 2003
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8
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Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
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November 10, 2003
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9
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Phase One, Complete
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November 17, 2003
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10
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Merry Thanksgiving
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November 24, 2003
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11
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Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
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December 15, 2003
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12
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Camel Filters and Pheromones
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January 5, 2004
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13
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Sara Like Puny Alan
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January 12, 2004
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14
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I Can't Afford Hyenas
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February 2, 2004
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15
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Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
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February 9, 2004
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16
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That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
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February 16, 2004
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17
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Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
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February 23, 2004
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18
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An Old Flame with a New Wick
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March 1, 2004
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19
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I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
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March 22, 2004
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20
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Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
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April 19, 2004
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21
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No Sniffing, No Wowing
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May 3, 2004
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22
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My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
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May 10, 2004
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23
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Just Like Buffalo
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May 17, 2004
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24
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Can You Feel My Finger?
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May 24, 2004
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