From The TV IV
Season One of Two and a Half Men premiered on September 22, 2003.
Episodes
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| 1 | 1 | Pilot | September 22, 2003
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| 2 | 2 | Big Flappy Bastards | September 29, 2003
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| 3 | 3 | Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell | October 6, 2003
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| 4 | 4 | If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap | October 13, 2003
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| 5 | 5 | The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump | October 20, 2003
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| 6 | 6 | Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? | October 27, 2003
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| 7 | 7 | If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake | November 3, 2003
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| 8 | 8 | Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful | November 10, 2003
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| 9 | 9 | Phase One, Complete | November 17, 2003
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| 10 | 10 | Merry Thanksgiving | November 24, 2003
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| 11 | 11 | Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor | December 15, 2003
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| 12 | 12 | Camel Filters + Pheromones | January 5, 2004
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| 13 | 13 | Sara Like Puny Alan | January 12, 2004
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| 14 | 14 | I Can't Afford Hyenas | February 2, 2004
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| 15 | 15 | Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) | February 9, 2004
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| 16 | 16 | That Was Saliva, Alan (2) | February 16, 2004
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| 17 | 17 | Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats | February 23, 2004
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| 18 | 18 | An Old Flame with a New Wick | March 1, 2004
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| 19 | 19 | I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You | March 22, 2004
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| 20 | 20 | Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark | April 19, 2004
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| 21 | 21 | No Sniffing, No Wowing | May 3, 2004
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| 22 | 22 | My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet | May 10, 2004
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| 23 | 23 | Just Like Buffalo | May 17, 2004
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| 24 | 24 | Can You Feel My Finger? | May 24, 2004
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