Season Three of Two and a Half Men premiered on September 19, 2005.
Episodes
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Airdate
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| 49 |
1
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Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
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September 19, 2005
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| 50 |
2
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Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
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September 26, 2005
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| 51 |
3
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Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
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October 3, 2005
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| 52 |
4
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Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
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October 10, 2005
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| 53 |
5
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We Called It Mr. Pinky
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October 17, 2005
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| 54 |
6
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Hi, Mr. Horned One
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October 24, 2005
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| 55 |
7
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Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
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November 7, 2005
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| 56 |
8
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That Voodoo That I Do Do
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November 14, 2005
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| 57 |
9
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Madame and Her Special Friend
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November 21, 2005
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| 58 |
10
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Something Salted and Twisted
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November 28, 2005
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| 59 |
11
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Santa's Village of the Damned
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December 19, 2005
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| 60 |
12
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That Special Tug
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January 9, 2006
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| 61 |
13
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Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
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January 23, 2006
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| 62 |
14
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Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
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February 6, 2006
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| 63 |
15
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My Tongue Is Meat
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February 27, 2006
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| 64 |
16
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Ergo, the Booty Call
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March 6, 2006
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| 65 |
17
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The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
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March 13, 2006
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| 66 |
18
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The Spit-Covered Cobbler
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March 20, 2006
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| 67 |
19
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Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
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April 10, 2006
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| 68 |
20
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Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
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April 24, 2006
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| 69 |
21
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And the Plot Moistens
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May 1, 2006
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| 70 |
22
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Just Once with Aunt Sophie
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May 8, 2006
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| 71 |
23
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Arguments for the Quickie
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May 15, 2006
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| 72 |
24
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That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
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May 22, 2006
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