Two and a Half Men/Season Twelve

Season Twelve
Two and a Half Men
Season Premiere	October 30, 2014
Season Finale	February 19, 2015
Episode Count	16
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Season Twelve of Two and a Half Men premiered on October 30, 2014 with all episodes directed by James Widdoes except for the sixth by Jon Cryer.

Episodes

#	#	Title	Teleplay By	Story By	Airdate	Viewers	18-49 Rating	Prod.
247	1	The Ol' Mexican Spinach	Don Reo & Jim Patterson & Steve Tompkins	Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn & Warren Bell	October 30, 2014	10.29M	2.4%	4X6951
Following a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan's help.
248	2	A Chic Bar in Ibiza	Tim Kelleher & Saladin K. Patterson & Jim Vallely	Lee Aronsohn & Don Reo & Jim Patterson	November 6, 2014	9.12M	2.1%	4X6952
When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nup, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married.
249	3	Glamping in a Yurt	Don Reo & Jim Patterson & Jim Vallely	Saladin K. Patterson & Matt Ross & Max Searle	November 13, 2014	8.75M	2.1%	4X6954
Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Meanwhile, Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.
250	4	Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight	Warren Bell & Matt Ross & Max Searle	Don Reo & Jim Patterson & Steve Tompkins	November 20, 2014	8.62M	2.2%	4X6953
Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who's considering them to adopt her baby.
251	5	Oontz. Oontz. Oontz	Jim Patterson & Tim Kelleher & Saladin K. Patterson	Don Reo & Steve Tompkins & Warren Bell	November 27, 2014	6.93M	1.5%	4X6955
Walden decides to foster a 6-year-old boy, but begins to doubt himself when they don't bond like he expected.
252	6	Alan Shot a Little Girl	Jim Patterson & Steve Tompkins & Warren Bell	Don Reo & Maria Espada Pearce & Nathan Chetty	December 4, 2014	8.1M	1.9%	4X6957
When Alan realizes Louis thinks he's cool, he starts breaking Walden's rules in order to stay that way.
253	7	Sex with an Animated Ed Asner	Don Reo & Matt Ross & Max Searle	Jim Patterson & Jim Vallely & Tim Kelleher	December 11, 2014	9.3M	2.3%	4X6956
Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids' gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan goes out for a girls' night with a group of moms.
254	8	Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey	Don Reo & Jim Patterson & Steve Tompkins	Warren Bell & Saladin K. Patterson & Jim Vallely	December 18, 2014	8.8M	1.9%	4X6959
Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
255	9	Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey	Don Reo & Matt Ross & Max Searle	Jim Patterson & Tim Kelleher & Saladin K. Patterson	January 8, 2015	10.07M	2.3%	4X6958
Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.
256	10	Here I Come, Pants!	Tim Kelleher & Matt Ross & Max Searle	Chuck Lorre & Don Reo & Jim Patterson	January 15, 2015	9.38M	2.1%	4X6960
Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.
257	11	For Whom the Booty Calls	Don Reo & Jim Patterson & Steve Tompkins	Warren Bell & Saladin K. Patterson & Jim Vallely	January 22, 2015	9.31M	2.2%	4X6961
Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.
258	12	A Beer-Battered Rip-Off	Matt Ross & Max Searle & Nathan Chetty	Don Reo & Jim Patterson & Jeff Lowell	January 29, 2015	9.71M	2.3%	4X6962
When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis' adoption.
259	13	Boompa Loved His Hookers	Don Reo & Jim Patterson & Nathan Chetty	Steve Tompkins & Warren Bell & Jeff Lowell	February 5, 2015	9.39M	2.3%	4X6963
Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
260	14	Don't Give a Monkey a Gun	Jim Vallely & Matt Ross & Max Searle	Don Reo & Jim Patterson & Tim Kelleher	February 12, 2015	9.33M	2.1%	4X6964
After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.
261	15	Of Course He's Dead (1)	Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn & Don Reo & Jim Patterson		February 19, 2015	13.52M	3.2%	4X6965
262	16	Of Course He's Dead (2)	Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn & Don Reo & Jim Patterson		February 19, 2015	13.52M	3.2%	4X6966