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My Name Is Earl/The List
From The TV IV
This is a list of all entries on Earl's list that have been revealed one way or another. Completed items are linked to the episode they were completed in and crossed off.
(Note: Different items on the list have been announced with the same number in different episodes. The likely explanation for this is that the show's producers (or prop department) didn't think anyone would be keeping track.)
- 1:
Stole ten dollars from a guy at the Camden Market - 2: Took money from car coin holder (seen in 1x24)
- 3: Copped a feel off old (Miss Jones?) but I think she liked... (seen in 1x24)
- 4: Blew Dad’s chance to be elected Mayor. (Earl resolves to keep it on the list until he regains his father's trust.)
- 5: Picked my nose in public (seen in 1x24)
- 6:
TookBorrowed money from tip jar (seen in 1x24) - 7: I stole money from cars a lot (seen in 1x24)
- 8: I did my best friend's girl A LOT (seen in 1x24)
- 9: Cheated alot on my school tests (seen in 1x24) (possible duplicate with #69)
- 10: Experimented with (Baking soda?) (seen in 1x24)
- 11: Took beer glass from cafe for ... as a present for Joy (seen in 1x24)
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Made a lady think I was god - 13:
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Told an inappropriate story at Hank Lang's birthday party - 19:
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- 23: Peed in the back of a cop car
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Robbed a stoner blind - 27:
Made fun of people with accents - 28: Stole those pine tree air freshers (seen in 3x16)
- 29:
Harassed a reporter - 30
Stole a motorcycle(seen in 3x16) - 31:
- 32: Bullied Wally Panser (Season 4 Ep23)
- 33:
Been a lazy lover - 34:
- 35: Stole organ from Reverend Hash Brown (Season 4 Ep23)
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Stole laptop - 38:
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- 40:
Broke Dodge and Earl Jr.'s clubhouse - 41: Snatched a kid's Halloween candy when he came to my trailer to trick or treat
- 42:
Cut holes in all of Dad's shirts to show his nipples.(Earl claims this one "crosses itself off.") - 43:
Racked a rich guy - 44:
Picked on a French kid - 45:
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- 49: I've been wasteful
- 50:
Kicked Tom out of band - 51:
Slept with Ralph's mom - 52:
- 53: Put used gum under almost every table I've ever sat at (Randy started in 1x11, but probably didn't finish)
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- 56: Stole liquor from liquor store
- 56:
Larceny of a kitty cat - 57: Told Joy Dan Dodd messed himself on the golf course because she thought he was cute
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Gave Randy a "swirlie" when he was five - 58:
Fixed a high school football game - 59: Everything I did to Dad
- 60: Pulled fire alarm
- 61: Stole Mom's car (but I gave it back)
- 62:
Faked death to break up with a girl - 62:
Siphoned gas - 63:
Wasted electricity - 64: Spray painted the bridge
- 64:
Picked on Kenny James - 65: Cost Dad the election (Duplicate entry seen on the intro, see #4)
- 66: Let mice out at school play
- 67:
Stole beer from a golfer(Duplicate Entry: This is on the list as seen in the intro) - 67: Ran over Crackers (from 1x18)
- 68: Blew up mailboxes
- 69: Cheated on high school tests Alot (duplicate of #9 as seen in titles)
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- 71: Took magazine from neighbor's porch (from 1x10)
- 72: Cheated on girlfriend and lied about it (from 1x10)
- 73: Accidentally started a forest fire (from 1x10)
- 73:
Always took a penny, never left a penny - 74:
Always ruined Joy’s Christmas - 75: Took wine from church (from 1x10)
- 76:
StoleBorrowed Mom's car (Note: probably a duplicate with #61) (from 1x10) - 77: Shoved an old lady out of the ... (from 1x10)
- 78: Got drunk on Easter (see 73) (from 1x10)
- 79: Killed cat trying to see if it ... (from 1x10)
- 80: Parked in handicap ... (from 1x10)
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- 82: Borrowed silverware from Crab Shack
- 83: Blew up mailboxes (duplicate with #68 as seen in intro)
- 84.
Faked death to break up with a girl(duplicate with #62 as seen in titles) - 85: Took clothes from ... laundramat
- 86: Stole a car from a one-legged girl
- 87: ... paid ...
- 87: I broke into houses (seen in 2x03)
- 88: Told Randy he would (land?) if he jumped (seen in 2x03)
- 88: Left cigarette ...
- 89: Broke into a house, had a party and didn't clean up
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Made fun of Maggie Lester for having a moustache - 92:
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Told Dodge & Earl Jr. we would have a father/son day at Mystery Fun Land and didn't take them - 99:
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Harmed and possibly killed innocent people by second-hand smoke - 103:
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- 107: Put bleach in ... laundry detergent (from 1x17)
- 108:
Lost Dad's Mustang(Changed to "267: Lost my own car because I'm an idiot" by Earl's dad) - 109: Fixed wiring so neighbors (nosy ones) didn't have power for a week
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- 111: Accidentally broke Tom's Toe
- 111: Ruined Joy's chili [sic]
- 112:
Let Donny Jones serve jail time for a crime I committed - 113:
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- 116: Parked in a handicapped spot
- 117: Killed cat trying to see if it would land on its feet
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Ruined Joy's chance to get into art school - 120:
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- 126: Helped myself to the tip jar at Crab Shack
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Stole a badge from a police officer - 128:
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- 136: I've been a litterbug
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- 139:
Stole beer from a golfer(Duplicate Entry: Earl says it is number 139 during this episode) - 140: Took ... pickup ... (is this the birdbath?)
- 140: Forgot ... pick up ... school (seen on the list in 1x17)
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- 142: Had egg fight down a main street
- 143: Farted in Joy's Face
- 144: Pulled whiskers from Randy's chin
- 145:
Dumped Jessie to marry Joy - 146: Puked in drum set
- 147: Had egg fight down a main street (duplicate from 1x23/1x13)
- 147:
Shot Gwen Waters in the ass with a BB - 147 Forgot to pick up kids at school
- 148: Accidentally neutered Joy's breeding dog
- 149: Screwed up Joy's baby parts
- 150: Fix Randy
- 151: Beat up Joy's nitpicking Internet friend
- 152: Told Joy Bruce Willis was a ghost
- 153:
Broke Joy's fancy figurine - 154: Gave Joy a tape worm
- 154: Put sugar in Ray's gas tank (seen on the list in 1x18)
- 155: Sold Joy's hair
- 156: Told Joy Dan Dodd messed himself on the golf course
- 157: Gave Joy 236 bladder infections (Duplicate entry: seen onscreen during 01x13)
- 157: Aimed and set off bottle rockets at Randy when he was on a date
- 158: Made Randy steal electronics and got caught (picture is still up at Circuit City)
- 159:
Stole P's HD Cart - 160: Set off bottle rockets at Randy with Ralph
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Burned down a barn at the Right Choice Ranch - 165:
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- 171: Went to Sex Anonymous support group to pick up girls (seen on the list in 1x18)
- 172: Shot out Hash Brown's truck tail light
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- 174: Ruined Dodge's Career Day (Season 4 Ep27)
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Never took Joy's side - 184:
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- 186: Was mean to the Crazy Witch Lady.
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Slept with Linda (Unknown) who was married(assume Randy marked off) - 189:
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Stole a wallet from a guy at a gas station - 203:
Stole various snacks and drinks from a local quick stop - 204: Seduced seven virgins (3x21)
- 205: Gave Joy's car a dent, said it was a hit and run
- 206:
Refused to dance with Too-Tall Maggie at the eighth grade dance - 207: I've been wasteful (duplicate of #49 as seen in 1x13)
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Never let Randy have anything better than me - 214:
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Made a kid scared of the boogeyman - 240:
- 241: Made Derek Stone late for work
- 242:
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Took Donny away from his mother for for 2 years(Earl added this in Episode 2) - 259:
Took Randy's one touchdown(Earl added this in Episode 3) - 260: Neglected Randy (Earl vowed never to mark this item off the list.)
- 260: Neglected Randy (left on list as permanent reminder)
- 261:
Ruined Joy's wedding(Earl added this in Episode 8) - 262:
Slept with Crab Man's fiancée(Earl added this in Episode 8) - 263:
Broke bus stop while looking for Poncho the blue fish(Added in Episode 16) - 264: Punched college student (Earl tried to cross it off but was unsuccessful.)
- 265: Punch Tom in gut (Dupe with 264, this version was seen in 1x18. Likely this is due to the episodes being shot in a different order then they aired!)(could also be the spelling bee kid)
- 265:
Didn't pay taxes - 266:
Never gave Mom a good Mother's Day - 267:
Lost my own car because I'm an idiot - 268:
- 269:
Got Catalina deported - 270:
Kept a guy locked in a truck - 271:
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- 273: Kept myself from being an adult
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- 277: Broke up Randy & Pinky (Season 4 Ep22)
Numberless Entries
- Took donuts from bank where I'm not a customer (Randy started in 1x11, but probably didn't finish)
- Stole birdbath from the back of a pickup in the parking lot of some building (Randy started in 1x11, unknown if crossed off)
Slept with Sherry (Unknown) who was married(assume Randy marked off)- On Christmas Eve 1999, Earl robbed a house of Christmas presents while dressed as Santa. He told a little girl who caught him that it was her fault Christmas was cancelled. (as seen in 1x19)
- Let a homeless guy serve time for a crime I commited (Mentioned by Earl in Buried Treasure, Might be listed as something else.
Broke a window(Earl paid John Sheppard for the window in Cost Dad the Election)- Renamed a playground game "Smear the Kenny" (seen in 2x09)
- Kidnapped a camera man (as seen in 2x12)
- Made a homeless mans face blue (as seen in 2x12)
Got Darnell stoned(Darnell forgave him on his birthday)Made fun of pregnant Joy(Joy forgave him on his birthday)Nearly got my parents divorced(forgiven on his birthday)Played pranks on Randy(Randy forgave him on his birthday)- Robbed a deaf woman while she slept (as seen in 2x23)
- Ruined Dad's vacation (seen in 3x17)
- Threw a penny in Electrolarynx guy's tracheotomy hole (mentioned in episode 2x17 (The Birthday Party) as #165 on the list, but not listed on the list above).
- Stole tools from worker in porto-potty then knocked it over with car. (Season 4 Ep24) (The man turned out to be Hash Brown before he became a minister)
Several of Earl's misdoings are on NBC's website for the series (Link), although they're not numbered and don't seem to fit with what is said in the series. It is presumed that the following will be dealt with but it is unknown as to where on the list they may be. This list likely contains spoilers to upcoming episodes, read at your own risk.
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