King of the Hill/Uncool Customer

Uncool Customer
Season 13, Episode 12
Airdate	March 15, 2009
Production Number	DABE05
Written by	Christy Stratton
Directed by	Tricia Garcia
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King of the Hill — Season Thirteen

Uncool Customer is the twelfth episode of the thirteenth season of King of the Hill, and the two hundred forty seventh episode overall.

Starring: Mike Judge (Hank Hill, Boomhauer, Octavio), Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill, Chatty Woman #1), Pamela Adlon (Bobby Hill), Brittany Murphy (credit only), Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble), Stephen Root (Bill Dauterive, Arlen Barn Manager)

Special Guest Voice: Kate Walsh (Katt Savage)

Also Starring: Stephanie Beard (), Patrick Bristow (P.J.), Georgina Cordova (Michael Savage), David Herman (Speakerz Music Clerk, TV Character #1), Penelope Lombard (), Lori Nasso (), April Winchell (Instructor, Second Mother)

Plot Overview

Bobby takes a cotillion in hopes of meeting new girls. While there, Peggy meets a mother who's on top of all the trends and quickly befriends her.

Meanwhile, Hank simply tries to get a decent seat at a fast-casual restaurant.

Notes

Stinger Quote

Instructor: Do not yank!

Trivia

Allusions and References

• Katt reveals she got the gift bag backstage at a Gwen Stefani concert. While she had earlier appeared on the show in "Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story" with No Doubt, at the time of this episode she had begun a solo career.

Memorable Moments

• Hank telling Peggy and Bobby that they've lost their minds while he's wearing a pair of headphones he plans to wear to block out sound while at the Arlen Barn.

Quotes

• Peggy: I have discovered this new singer. His name is Michael Buble. He's a crooner.

Clerk: Huh. I always assumed that people who wanted to buy that type of music would do it anonymously online.

• Peggy: I realised something today, Hank. I don't move and shake the way I used to. I'm just not as plugged in anymore.

Hank: Well, sure you're plugged in. You're the one who told us about aloe vera.

Peggy: Am I just going to listen to the same cassettes and wear the same clothes until the day I die?

Hank: Well, not if they wear out.

• Peggy: You know, from the dates on these tapes, I lost touch 12 - Nope, 13 years ago. I wonder what happened to me.

Bobby: Hey, guys.

Peggy: Hmm, I guess we'll never know.

• Peggy: You know, Bobby, I think the drunks say it best: sometimes you have to accept the things you cannot change.

• Mother: Anyone have an aspirin? All this clinking.

Peggy: You know, for a while now, there's been something in the bottom of my purse. It's either an aspirin or a breath mint.

• Peggy: There is nothing like an afternoon Chardonnay.

Katt: Uh, I'm not sure if they still have that. They've got mostly Gruner Veltliner and Spanish Duero.

Peggy: Oh, well, whatever. Pour it in a glass and throw an ice cube and I'm happy.

Katt: You're fun. You say what you think, like you're already drinking.

• Katt: Now, I got to warn you: the DJ spins tons of Danish prog rock, but usually it's stuff you haven't heard.

• P.J.: Secrets are fun, huh, ladies?

• Bill: Hank, I'm honoured that you'd want to spend a weekend meal with us.

Hank: Uh, no offence, Bill, but I just need you guys as a buffer. The only table that's ever open is the big table and I want to be surrounded.

Bill: Still honoured.

• Dale: That pregnant woman was fast, but we wanted it more.

• Hank: Son, son, your pants are falling down. Here, I'll cover you.

Bobby: This is the style, dad. Don't worry, I'm wearing two pairs of underwear. Think of this outer underwear as part of the pants.

Hank: How about you wear pants and I'll think about them as pants?

• Bobby: This is so exciting! This'll be the first time I've ever seen Michael's bare hands!

• Peggy: We have got to get out of here. I have never been that humiliated in front of that many people.

Bobby: I definitely have, but still, that was pretty bad.

• Katt: I never wanted anyone to see this. I don't know, maybe I did since I didn't keep it locked or anything.

• Katt: That's an Uchi Tomagoi. It's not coming out for three months.

Peggy: I believe it. It looks like it's from the future.

• Peggy: Oh, so, I am so uncool, I snapped you out of your hip trance?

Katt: Exactly. Peggy, you aren't driven by trends or fashion or snarky websites. You don't need to be. You are your own person. And I think that's way cool.

Peggy: Well, come to think of it, so do I.