King of the Hill/Bwah My Nose

Bwah My Nose
Season 13, Episode 11
Airdate	March 8, 2009
Production Number	DABE04
Written by	Judah Miller & Murray Miller
Directed by	Jeff Myers
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King of the Hill — Season Thirteen

Bwah My Nose is the eleventh episode of the thirteenth season of King of the Hill, and the two hundred forty sixth episode overall.

Starring: Mike Judge (Hank Hill, Boomhauer), Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill), Pamela Adlon (Bobby Hill, Yvonne), Brittany Murphy (credit only), Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble), Stephen Root (Bill Dauterive, Sergio)

and Toby Huss (Cotton Hill, Coach Kleehammer)

Also Starring: Dennis Burkley (Principal Moss), Ashley Gardner (Female Patient), David Herman (Portnoy, Kevin Halliwell, Dr. David Cook), Scott Klace (Doug), Breckin Meyer (Joseph Gribble), Will Schaub (Mustang #2)

Plot Overview

Hank assembles his old team for a rematch against the team the Longhorns lost to when his ankle snapped. However, during practise he damages his nose and has to undergo plastic surgery to fix it. Despite the success, Hank is now hesitant to play.

Notes

Stinger Quote

Hank: Is it so wrong to be beautiful?

Seen, But Not Heard

• Dooley

Trivia

The Show

• This is the first episode to feature Cotton since his death.

Allusions and References

• The plastic surgery patient that confronts the Hill is clearly made to look like Joan Rivers who was notorious for have all sorts of work done on her face.

Quotes

• Cotton: This is your fault! And you got them weak ankles from your mommy, 'cause I didn't have no ankles when I did it to her!

• Bill: A rematch? But what if we don't win? My life went downhill after that game. If we lose again, I - I might not make it.

• Hank: Hello, sir, we're looking for your son, Kevin.

Kevin: Hank. It's me. I'm Kevin. It's been, uh, hard couple of years.

• Doug: Hank, I live in Phoenix now. You want me to drop everything, fly back to Arlen to play a flag football game against our high school rivals? Of course I will.

• Dale: Hank, can you smell how many fingers I'm holding up?

• Bobby: Waiting rooms are always so quiet. It makes you want to scream, but you know you shouldn't. But you want to.

• Hank: How'd you get me around?

Peggy: It was surprisingly easy. Your body was limp.

Bobby: And a weird guy we met in the parking lot helped.

• Bill: (to Hank) You fixed your nostril. Your only imperfection.

• Coach Kleehammer: Hey, forget about those ladies. Let them go shave their legs and braid their... I don't know what ladies do!

• Joseph: Come on, dad. You can do it! You may not be able to run, but you can flee.

• Peggy: Listen to her, Hank. She's much older and wiser than she looks.

• Coach Kleehammer: Gribble's got heart, but he's no replacement for you. Every coach dreams of finding that spaz kid who can play like Rudy or Radio. But nobody's gonna make a movie about Gribble.

• Sergio: Why did we agree to do this? We had nothing to gain.

• Dale: Not such a big shot anymore, huh? Just a lowly successful financial professional!