Roseanne/Suck Up or Shut Up
Roseanne joins a women's club because Leon thinks it will be good for the diner. DJ hates having to be friends with the son of one of the women at the club because he doesn't stop singing. Dan finds out that Mark has dropped out of trade school when he catches him at the bar.
Anthony Geary and Genie Francis make an uncredited appearance as Luke and Laura from General Hospital.