Robot Chicken/Nutcracker Sweet

Nutcracker Sweet
Season 1, Episode 2
Airdate	February 27, 2005
Production Number	5
Written by	Doug Goldstein, Tom Root, Seth Green, Mike Fasolo, Matthew Senreich
Directed by	Doug Goldstein
← 1x01 Junk in the Trunk	1x03 → Gold Dust Gasoline
Robot Chicken — Season One

Nutcracker Sweet is the second episode of the first season of Robot Chicken. The feature sketches in the episode involve Voltron in a dance competition, a robotic Walt Disney eating Cuban children and a montage of people being hit in the crotch.

Special Guest Star: Sarah Michelle Gellar (Random Voice)

Also Starring: Seth Green (Various), Dan Milano (Various), Michael Banyaer (Various), Kurtwood Smith (Random Voice), Mike Henry (Various)

Show Breakdown

• Me & Seth Green: A girl narrates, "this is me and this is Seth Green. We're married," while she draws a heart between two crude crayon drawings of a girl and Green.
• Giraffe Train: A giraffe is hit by a train.
• Kool-Aid: The Kool-Aid Man is hit by a baseball which causes a crack in his glass body and red liquid to hemorrhage through the hole.
• Voltron Got Served!: Voltron gets into a dance competition with a space alien which seems to be threatening the planet. The alien hits the play button on his boombox and proceeds to vastly out dance Voltron. After Voltron runs out of moves, the team attempts to save face by dancing the cabbage patch, but they're mocked by spectators mock who chant "served" over and over again until Voltron cuts the alien in half with a giant sword.
• Stalin Love: A girl narrates, "this is me and this is Stalin. We're married," while she draws a heart between two crude crayon drawings of a girl and Stalin.
• Hey Diddle Diddle: A spoon and a knife giggle about bringing protection before going into a motel with "cheap rooms" and "vacancy" on it.
• Hell is for Children: A man in a yellow dinosaur costume is surrounded by crying children.
• Nature's Jerks: A series of nature segments are presented to tell the secrets of the animal kingdom. The first is about the mongoose, "nature's assassin," which stalks its prey until it sets up a sniper rifle to assassinate President John F. Kennedy and frame Lee Harvey Oswald for it. Following that is the hyena, "nature's asshole," who laughs at the pain of others until he's beaten up by a lion who is subsequently arrested for assault. Lastly, lemmings, "nature's retard," are presented by showing them committing suicide and having unprotected sex.
• Big Boobs: A Barbie doll with unnaturally big boobs turns to show that she's wearing a t-shirt stating "I Have Big Boobs."
• Pattycake: Jesus and Moses play patty cake with the 10 Commandments tablets tossed aside.
• Harry Potter's Accident Harry Potter writhes on the ground with his broomstick between his legs, apparently suffering from an accident he suffered while flying.
• Walt vs. Elian: After dying of lung cancer, Walt Disney's head was severed with a chainsaw and reattached onto a robot body. But, the robot hungers for the flesh of Cuban children. When he sees that Elian Gonzalez was returned to his father in Cuban, Disney goes on a rampage until he reaches Cuba where he's shot by Fidel Castro. Gonzalez celebrates but is also shot in the face by Castro.
• Mail Sorting: The mailman looks through his mailbag and throws away other peoples' mail, until he finds something interesting.
• Baby Vampires: A man attempts to unload three baby vampires on the street.
• Door Conundrum: A man is posed with a problem: one door says "do not enter," but the other door says "please use other door."
• Ode to the Nut Shot: A symphony is conducted over a montage of people being kicked or otherwise hit in the crotch, including a baseball player, King Kong, King George III and a squirrel knocking over a pile of nuts. The montage ends with the conductor being hit in the crotch with a saxophone.

Notes

Work It Out on the Floor Lyrics

Lets get it going!

Mama packed a sack' lunch,

Papa gave a juice box!

Work it out on the floor!

Work it out on the floor! (Yeah)

Work it out on the floor!

Work it out on the floor! (Oh!)

If you ain't here to dance,

Get your ass out the door!

I wanna dance (with ya girlfriend)

I wanna roll (with ya pool boy)

I wanna- Freaks can't come,

Let's get it goin'

Work it out on the floor

Work it out on the floor (Hey!)

Work it out on the floor

Work it out on the floor (What?)

Work it out on the floor

Work it out on the floor

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Back again it's the Robeast digger

And my dog is bigger

Come to blast a trigger

School's in session 'cause you gonna get an education

Child in the bathroom with Allura doing masturbation

(Bounce!)

Planet Doom put a hurt on a robot

Shame on a witch gave a spank to a robot

Kicking ducats in buckets with a ruckus for King Alfor

Never win a battle 'til you pulling out the blazing sword

Work it out on the floor

Work it out on the floor (What?)

Work it out on the floor

Work it out on the floor (What?)

Work it out on the floor

Work it out on the floor (What?)

Work it out on the floor

Work it out on the floor (Ho!)

(Ugh!)

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! (Oh!)

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! (Yeah!)

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! (Hey!)

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! (What?)

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! (Oh!)

I wanna dance (with ya girlfriend)

I wanna roll (with ya pool boy)

I wanna freak!

Trivia

The Show

• Stoopid Monkey: The monkey in the production crew card is smoking an entire pack of cigarettes.

Behind the Scenes

• Music Change: In this episode's original broadcast, the "Voltron Got Served" sketch used a song called "Work it Out on the Floor," a parody of "Get it on the Floor" by rapper DMX. But, it was replaced on the first season's DVD, as well as all subsequent broadcasts following that DVD's release, by another song called "Work It, Work It."