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Red Dwarf/Talkie Toaster
From The TV IV
Basic Information
Talkie Toaster is an intelligent toaster appliance, manufactured by CRAPOLA, Inc., Taiwan. It's only goal in life is to toast things. If it isn't toasting something, it will ask if anyone wants toast. If you don't want toast, then it will ask if you might like a muffin ... No? How about a bagel? Don't like bagels? Well then, ... you get the idea!
It became so annoying that Lister disassembled it with a 14-pound lump hammer. Kryten later used the remains of Talkie Toaster to experiment with "Intelligence Compression", which was successful, much to Lister's dismay.
