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Outrageous Fortune/Jared Mason

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Jared "Munter" Mason
Outrageous Fortune
Outrageous Fortune-Munter.jpg
Actor Tammy Davis
First Appearance 1x01 - Slings and Arrows
Last Appearance
Series Billing Billed
Notable Episodes

Contents

Basic Information

Character History

Memorable Moments

Trivia

Quotes

  • Van: What does ironic mean?
    Munter: It means how come the guy with the job has never got any money for any piss?


  • Munter: There’s a big fish up there with my name on it. Big snapper.
    Van: It’s a fish called Munter?
    Munter: That’s a cool name, eh?
    Van: What’s my fish called?
    Munter: Van. Van Fish. And it’s friends with the other fish, the Munter.
    Van: Yeah, and they like, swim around…
    Munter: Just cruising, cos that’s the kind of fish they are.
    Van: Yeah.
    Munter: The Van Fish and the Munter Fish.
    Van: And they’re cool, man.
    Munter: Of course they’re cool, cos they’re in the water.


  • Munter: They’re big those Tongans, and no strangers to violence – cos their mums have been smacking them from when they was little.


  • Munter: What I’m saying, Mrs West, is that I think I have this sixth sense I didn’t know I had before – ‘cause I look at Draska and I go ‘no f--king way are you pregnant.’ In heat, maybe, but not pregnant. I think maybe it’s a Maori thing.


  • Munter: Chicks are way more devious than guys.


  • Munter: (on pregnancy tests) What if the whole person is a false negative? Can that throw the test off?


  • Munter: It’s an old Maori cure my Mum handed down to me from my koro.
    Van: Cure for what?
    Munter: Anything. Vampire bitches who want to steal your wairua.


  • Munter: You just mimed rooting your own sister. You have to think about these things before you do them.


  • Munter: (on crayfish) They’re the gold of the sea. They put the kai in kaimoana.


Later…

  • Munter: Crays, man, they’re like the chicken of the sea, man.
    Van: I thought they were the gold of the sea.
    Munter: They’re also the chicken, cos if they go off, they make you hurl your guts and squirt your ring.


  • Munter: Hey, education is good. Up to the bit where you get expelled. Then you get to taste freedom.


  • Munter: That was Van’s way – 'cos he can dump on command. You need to work out your own way. But more importantly, you must work out the obstacles in your path and remove them.


  • Munter: You gotta face your fear, man. Or that fear will rule you.


  • Munter: It must be hard. Trying to remember the truth when it’s not actually the truth. It’d be easier if you could just lie, eh?


  • Munter: It’s moments like these…you need one of my mum’s cookies.


  • Munter: (about Aurora) Bro, you’ve got to forget her. You’ve got to empty your mind. Empty. Your. Mind.


  • Munter: (to Van) I love you, man. But I really hope I’m never stuck in a life or death situation and you’re the one who has to figure out how to rescue me.