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Outrageous Fortune/Jared Mason
From The TV IV
Jared "Munter" Mason | |
Outrageous Fortune | |
Actor | Tammy Davis |
First Appearance | 1x01 - Slings and Arrows |
Last Appearance | — |
Series Billing | Billed |
Notable Episodes | — |
Contents |
Basic Information
Character History
Memorable Moments
Trivia
Quotes
- Van: What does ironic mean?
Munter: It means how come the guy with the job has never got any money for any piss?
- Munter: There’s a big fish up there with my name on it. Big snapper.
Van: It’s a fish called Munter?
Munter: That’s a cool name, eh?
Van: What’s my fish called?
Munter: Van. Van Fish. And it’s friends with the other fish, the Munter.
Van: Yeah, and they like, swim around…
Munter: Just cruising, cos that’s the kind of fish they are.
Van: Yeah.
Munter: The Van Fish and the Munter Fish.
Van: And they’re cool, man.
Munter: Of course they’re cool, cos they’re in the water.
- Munter: They’re big those Tongans, and no strangers to violence – cos their mums have been smacking them from when they was little.
- Munter: What I’m saying, Mrs West, is that I think I have this sixth sense I didn’t know I had before – ‘cause I look at Draska and I go ‘no f--king way are you pregnant.’ In heat, maybe, but not pregnant. I think maybe it’s a Maori thing.
- Munter: Chicks are way more devious than guys.
- Munter: (on pregnancy tests) What if the whole person is a false negative? Can that throw the test off?
- Munter: It’s an old Maori cure my Mum handed down to me from my koro.
Van: Cure for what?
Munter: Anything. Vampire bitches who want to steal your wairua.
- Munter: You just mimed rooting your own sister. You have to think about these things before you do them.
- Munter: (on crayfish) They’re the gold of the sea. They put the kai in kaimoana.
Later…
- Munter: Crays, man, they’re like the chicken of the sea, man.
Van: I thought they were the gold of the sea.
Munter: They’re also the chicken, cos if they go off, they make you hurl your guts and squirt your ring.
- Munter: Hey, education is good. Up to the bit where you get expelled. Then you get to taste freedom.
- Munter: That was Van’s way – 'cos he can dump on command. You need to work out your own way. But more importantly, you must work out the obstacles in your path and remove them.
- Munter: You gotta face your fear, man. Or that fear will rule you.
- Munter: It must be hard. Trying to remember the truth when it’s not actually the truth. It’d be easier if you could just lie, eh?
- Munter: It’s moments like these…you need one of my mum’s cookies.
- Munter: (about Aurora) Bro, you’ve got to forget her. You’ve got to empty your mind. Empty. Your. Mind.
- Munter: (to Van) I love you, man. But I really hope I’m never stuck in a life or death situation and you’re the one who has to figure out how to rescue me.