King of the Hill/Hank Fixes Everything

Hank Fixes Everything
Season 10, Episode 10
Airdate	April 2, 2006
Production Number	9ABE21
Written by	Kit Boss
Directed by	Dominic Polcino & Ronald Rubio
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King of the Hill — Season Ten

Hank Fixes Everything is the tenth episode of the tenth season of King of the Hill, and the one hundred ninety-sixth episode overall.

Starring: Mike Judge (Hank Hill, Boomhauer), Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill), Pamela S. Adlon (Bobby Hill, Donna, Female Customer, Ticket Attendant), Brittany Murphy (Luanne Platter), Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble), Stephen Root (Buck Strickland, Bill Dauterive)

and Toby Huss (Joe Jack, M.F. Thatherton)

Special Guest Voice: Tom Petty (Lucky)

Special Guest Voice: Michael Teutul (Himself)

Special Guest Voice: Paul Teutul Jr. (Himself)

Special Guest Voice: Paul Teutul Sr. (Himself)

Also Starring: David Herman (Customer #1, Walter), Scott Klace (Jerry Sandoval, Customer #2), Glenn Morshower (Commissioner Evers), Danny Trejo (Enrique)

Plot Overview

Buck engages in a price war with four competing propane dealerships. Hank attempts to put an end to it, but winds up encouraging the four to conspire in price-fixing.

Notes

Stinger Quote

Paul Teutul Sr.: You stupid, stupid idiot!

Seen, But Not Heard

• Nancy Gribble

• Joseph Gribble

Music

• Brownsville Station - "Smokin' in the Boys Room"

• War - "Why Can't We Be Friends?"

Trivia

Goofs

• When Lucky is in his truck, it keeps cutting away and back. The frame stays the same all three times, but the arrangement of the backgrounds shifts.

• When we see the shot of the ticket attendant from behind, her white sleeves are now flesh coloured.

Quotes

• Bobby: Well, I guess that's how shoes get stuck in trees.

Luanne: And purses.

• Buck: From now on, whenever people watch American Chopper, they'll think Strickland Propane.

Donna: Like whenever I see a blimp, I think of that company. You know. What is it, again?

• Hank: I'm not sure these are the guys to be representing Strickland Propane. They seem to fight an awful lot.

Peggy: Yes, but they are celebrities, Hank, and studies show that people would rather watch celebrities fight than regular people make love.

• Dale: You know, some believe there was a fourth Teutul, but he fell into a vat of chrome and was turned into a bitchin' sissy bar.

• Peggy: Yikes! This is one ugly story about Strickland Propane. But it does have your name in it, so it's going right in the scrapbook.

• Lucky: You can't leave, baby. No savesies. It's the Code of the Line.

Luanne: But I can't hold it for five days!

Bobby: I have to get going. I got homework to do.

Luanne: Nuh-uh! You can't go if I can't go.

Lucky: Hold on, Bobby. Are you still in school?

Bobby: Seventh grade.

Lucky: Then run along, professor.

Luanne: What about the Code of the Line?

Lucky: The Code acknowledges that the children are our future.

• Commissioner Evers: I am here as part of an ongoing investigation against Strickland Propane, Pine Creek Propane, AA-1 Propane, and Thatherton Fuels.

Hank: What? What kind of investigation?

Commissioner Evers: It appears your associates, also known as The Heimlich Four, have joined in a criminal conspiracy to engage in price-fixing.

Hank: Price-fixing? That's crazy.

Commissioner Evers: Under an arrangement masterminded by you.

(everyone gasps)

Dale: Not to pile on, but the meat's a little overdone.

• Peggy: It's your decision to make, but if you do end up going to jail, please do not tell them it was over propane or they will eat you up. I give you permission to say you murdered me.

• Buck: Thanks for keeping me out of jail, Hank. I burned some bridges with the Aryans last time through.