King of the Hill/Glen Peggy Glen Ross

Glen Peggy Glen Ross
Season 11, Episode 6
Airdate	April 22, 2007
Production Number	BABE06
Written by	Jim Dauterive
Directed by	Tony Kluck
← 11x05 Hank Gets Dusted	11x07 → The Passion of the Dauterive
King of the Hill — Season Eleven

Glen Peggy Glen Ross is the sixth episode of the eleventh season of King of the Hill, and the two hundred seventh episode overall.

Starring: Mike Judge (Hank Hill, Boomhauer), Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill), Pamela Adlon (Bobby Hill, Dee), Brittany Murphy (credit only), Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble), Stephen Root (Bill Dauterive, Wang)

and Toby Huss (Kahn Souphanousinphone)

Special Guest Voice: Chris Elliott (Chris Sizemore)

Special Guest Voice: Henry Gibson (Jenkins, Travis)

Special Guest Voice: Phil Hendrie (Roddy Rae Biffel, Roger, Jeff)

Also Starring: Ashley Gardner (Receptionist, Candi, Nancy Gribble), Scott Klace (Dr. James Allan Duckworth, Walker Lee), Lauren Tom (Minh and Connie Souphanousinphone, Janet)

Plot Overview

Connie shadows Peggy when she writes an article on Chris Sizemore that gets her fired and then hired by Sizemore himself.

Meanwhile, Hank is gifted a golf club set, but is mortified when he learns they were used in a murder.

Notes

Stinger Quote

Minh: Squid boat.
Kahn: Squid boat!

Arc Advancement

Characters

• Peggy loses her job at the Arlen Bystander and is now working for Sizemore Realty.

Referbacks

• As Hank walks away from Duckworth, the next visitor's booth has Wesley Martin Archer from "Death and Texas". This is confirmed by the visitor sitting across from him who is wearing the same clothes and has the same hairstyle/colour as the pregnant Jannette.

Trivia

The Show

• Peggy is working for Sizemore reality from here until the end of the series.

Behind the Scenes

• In addition to sharing the same first name, Sizemore also bears a physical resemblance to Chris Elliott.

Allusions and References

• The title is a play on the 1984 play Glengarry Glen Ross, which was adapted into a film in 1992.

Memorable Moments

• Hank visits Duckworth in prison to clarify that he didn't use any of the golf clubs in the murder of his embezzling partner. Duckworth, clearly desperate, tell him no. This is all Hank needs to hear to be reassured and leaves.

Goofs

• When Peggy walks into the Bystander, the details on the four workers have a noticeable shift between when it cuts away and back, but most notably, the pocket on the man with the green tie disappears. Additionally, Jenkins appears to have a second button that wasn't there before.

Quotes

• Connie: Have you guys seen my graphing calculator? I'll look like a dork at math camp without it.

• Minh: If you want to get into top-notch private high school, you need to have interesting job on your resume.

Kahn: You're going to work on my cousin Trang's squid boat next week.

Connie: I don't understand.

Minh: Admissions people very educated and educated people like to hear about kind of jobs uneducated people have.

Kahn: Disgusting squid boat perfect for you.

Connie: Since I want to go into journalism, shouldn't I shadow a journalist like Mrs Hill or Mrs Gribble?

Kahn: That not bad idea, but unfortunately I call Nancy Gribble a pumpkin-headed Q-Tip.

Minh: And I called Peggy Hill a dim-witted sea cow. What we're saying is: if you can get one of them to go along with you, more power to you. Otherwise, squid boat.

• Peggy: Print media is where it's at. Did you know it's where most people used to get their news?

• Hank: Sorry I'm late. I was, uh --

Dale: Spare us your minor domestic dramas.

• Dale: I assure you they were paid for in full and they're yours to enjoy with no strings attached. Just consider it my way of saying "I'm sorry."

Hank: Sorry for what?

Dale: Oh, you'll know.

• Roddy Rae: Peggy, you've got a profile of Arlen real estate guru Chris Sizemore. Sizemore's office faxed the story over this morning. Just throw in a few sexy adjectives, but not too sexy.

Peggy: I will Helen Hunt it.

• Connie: So this is all you do? Just write what they tell you?

Peggy: Of course not. Sometimes I - I get to come up with the headline. (reads) Not this time, apparently.

• Peggy: I am Peggy Hill from the Arlen Bystander.

Receptionist: You are going to love Chris.

Peggy: Don't tell me what to write.

• Jeff: I still remember the first time I met Chris. When he shook my hand and smiled, I felt like I was under a tanning lamp. And then he invited me into his office and I was.

• Peggy: On one of your billboards you appear to be a giant standing over Arlen. Clearly, you are a man of average size. Simple mistake or false advertising?

• Bill: I've never seen you play this well before. Except in that dream I had where you won the Masters in a playoff with a robot.

• Hank: I can't use clubs convicted of murder.

Dale: Only one of the clubs was used in the murder. The rest were merely murder-adjacent.

Hank: Was it the putter?

Dale: You shot a 38 on the front nine. Do you really want to know?

Hank: No.

• Roddy Rae: Peggy, you said the "scented candles made his office reek like a bordello."

Peggy: But then I wrote that there was no visible proof he used prostitutes himself.

• Peggy: Oh, real estate is so much more than that. It drives the whole U.S. economy and the U.S. economy drives the entire world. So, in a very real way, this is the most important job on earth.

• Peggy: Chris Sizemore saw potential in me and I know he is right. I know houses. I live in one.

• Peggy: Chris says his ideas may seem crazy like Howard Hughes toward the end, but they're actually crazy like Howard Hughes towards the middle.

• Peggy: Chris, I know I have talents that aren't being utilised. I can do more here. I'm ready.

Chris Sizemore: Oh, Peggy, I would have thought you were ready, except you told me you were ready.

Peggy: Damn.

Chris Sizemore: Don't worry, Peggy. When you're ready, you'll know. Because I will have just told you.

• Connie: What did he say?

Peggy: A lot of very wise things that all seem to mean no.

• Nancy: Team Sizemore is one of Arlen's greatest business success stories.

Peggy: It most certainly is. It all starts with Chris, of course. The man is brilliant and charismatic. He could lead any cult he wanted to. He chose real estate.

• Peggy: Fired from the Bystander, fired from Sizemore Realty. Bobby, check the Guinness World Records and see who holds the one for being fired the most times.

Bobby: I'm pretty sure it's George Jetson.

• Bill: I wonder if the murderer took a practice swing before doing the deed.

Dale: The temptation to yell "Fore!" must have been overwhelming.

• Chris Sizemmore: Peggy, you and I can take on more than Arlen and more than Heimlich County. I'm not gonna make that call. On one condition. Team Peggy merges forces with Team Sizemore. We'll call it Team... Sizemore.