King of the Hill/Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do?

Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do?
Season 7, Episode 3
Airdate	November 17, 2002
Production Number	6ABE19
Written by	Tom Saunders & Kell Cahoon
Directed by	Kyounghee Lim & Boowan Lim
← 7x02 The Fat and the Furious	7x04 → Goodbye, Norma Jeans
King of the Hill — Season Seven

Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do? is the third episode of the seventh season of King of the Hill, and the one hundred twenty-ninth episode overall.

Starring: Mike Judge (Hank Hill, Boomhauer), Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill), Pamela Segall Adlon (Bobby Hill, Clark Peters), Brittany Murphy (Luanne Platter, Tid's Friend), Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble), Stephen Root (Bill Dauterive, Buck Strickland)

and Toby Huss (Kahn Souphanousinphone, Officer Soto, Laotian Uncle)

Special Guest Voice: Lucy Liu (Tid Pao)

Also Starring: Dennis Burkley (Karl, Trucker), David Herman (Timmol), Breckin Meyer (Joseph Gribble), Lauren Tom (Connie Souphanousinphone)

Plot Overview

When Connie's cousin stays over, Bobby becomes infatuated with her and threatens to send him down her bad path.

Notes

Stinger Quote

Bobby: Man, I'm just keepin' it real, dawg.

Seen, But Not Heard

• Joe Jack

• Enrique

Arc Advancement

Characters

• Connie appears to have some lingering feelings for Bobby.

Trivia

Allusions and References

• The title of this episode is play on the lyrics to "Bad Boys" by Inner Circle, which serves as the theme to COPS.

Quotes

• Dale: Society's going to Hell in a hand basket. I blame the media-blamers.

• Bobby: (to Joseph) I think you've been reading too many of your dad's romance novels.

• Bill: Damn vandal! This'll probably take us hours between the joking around and the horseplay.

Dale: And the beer runs.

• Bobby: (to Tid Pao) Catch ya later. (to Connie) Catch ya later's still a cool phrase, isn't it? I mean, have you ever used it?

Connie: No.

Bobby: Okay. Whew.

• Dale: Gentlemen, I believe I've solved our graffiti problem. We build a protective razor-wire-topped fence around our existing fence.

Hank: (sighs) Dang it, Dale. That's genius.

• Bobby: I bet you thought we were too hick to have sushi in Arlen. And a year ago, you would have been right.

• Bobby: You'd never make it in L. A.

Hank: I hope I never make it to L. A.!

Peggy: I can make it in L. A. I just have very fair skin. My dermatologist says it would be a death sentence.

• Hank: And stay away from that Tid Pao. And don't think I can't tell the difference between her and Connie because I can.

• Kahn: I swear to your father I keep you out of trouble and now you get mixed up with Bobby Hill! What is it with you beautiful Asian girls and that stupid redneck boy? Why so self-destructive? Low self-esteem?

• Bobby: Yo, Tid Pao, my dad said I couldn't see you and I just said, "Chill, Hank. You don't tell me what--"

Tid Pao: Close the door!

Bobby: Oh, crap! Did my dad see me?

• Hank: I can understand wanting propane so bad you could steal it, but to actually go through with it? What kind of sicko would do that?

• Bobby: More stealing? Yeah, we got heavy into that in the sixth grade. It's kind of played out. Now we're into asking our parents for the money and explaining what it's for. Yeah, that's what's cool now.

• Timmol: Bobby, this is a refreshing change from Emily's "Can mice swim?" project. Turns out they can, but not for long.