Gimme, Gimme, Gimme/Sofa Man

Sofa Man
Season 2, Episode 6
Airdate	February 18, 2000
Production Number	206
Written by	Jonathan Harvey
Directed by	Liddy Oldroyd
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Gimme, Gimme, Gimme — Season Two

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Sofa Man is the sixth episode of the second season of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, and the twelfth episode overall.

Starring: Kathy Burke (Linda La Hughes), James Dreyfus (Tom Farrell)

Guest Starring: Andrew Woodall (Rick Cheesecloth), Tanveer Ghani (Ron), Rose Keegan (Daisy), Claudia Cadette (Customer), Terri Ryan (Customer), Jonathan Harvey (Customer)

Quotes

• Rick Cheesecloth: Oh Linda, butt out or get pretty! One or the two, eh?

• Tom: What do ya call a nun with a washing machine on her head? Sister-matic.

• Tom: Rick says ' Kiss a smoker, kiss an ashtray'.

Linda: I say 'Kiss a Rick, kiss a prick'.

• Tom: Quiet! I'm reading my stars.

Linda: Is the moon in Uranus?

• Tom: Hang on, I'll just get my P.A. to pass me a pen. (to Linda) P.A.??

Linda: P off!!

• Linda: (excited) Are ya gonna be a dirty screw in Bad Girls??

• Linda: Ron, is she a bit backward? Only, between me you and the postbox I overhead this bird in the bog and she said there was a new girl starting today with red hair who was a bit...thick.

• Tom: ...and Richard Clayderman is tinkling in the corner.

Linda: Use a bloody toilet!

• Tom: What do they call you?

Linda:The bike, but it's just jealousy.

• Tom: Are you doing anything later?

Linda:You, hopefully.

• Linda: Don't take this the wrong way mate, but you don't half look like that prat out of them sofa adverts. I can't stand him. I'd like to give him a good slap.