Gilmore Girls/Jess Mariano
From The TV IV
Jess Mariano, played by Milo Ventimiglia.
In the episode when Luke pushes him into the lake.
Luke: Meet your cousin Jess. He's my sister's kid. April: Hi! Jess: Hey. (long pause) April: Men in this family aren't chatty. Jess: Sorry.
Luke: By the way, that is your cousin. Jess: Right, Liz filled me in on all that, Daddy. Luke: She just calls me Luke. Total brain. Jess: You confirm paternity? Luke: Don't be a wise ass.
From "Gilmore Girls: Nick & Nora/Sid & Nancy (#2.5)" (2001) Luke: I'm trying to help you. Jess: Well, stop trying! Stop talking to me, stop following me, stop asking me questions! Just stop!