Frisky Dingo/Thrust Issues

Thrust Issues
Season 1, Episode 13
Airdate	January 21, 2007
Written by	Adam Reed Matt Thompson
Directed by	Neal Holman
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Frisky Dingo — Season One

Thrust Issues is the thirteenth episode of the first season of Frisky Dingo. Killface and Xander Crews meet their endgame when they attempt to exchange the Annihilatrix for $20 billion.

Voiced By: Stuart Culpepper (Stan), Christian Danley (Simon/Phillip), Mr. Ford (Himself), Roger Heng (Old Spice), Neal Holman (Xtacle), Kelly Jenrette (Sinn), Kate Miller (Grace Ryan), Amber Nash (Valerie), Adam Reed (Xander Crews/Killface), Eric Sims (Xtacle), Matt Thompson, Merrell Thompson, Ryan Thompson, Shontelle Thrash (Darcell Jones), Mack Williams (LARPer), Casey Willis (LARPer)

Plot Overview

Xander Crews is back in power at the Crews Company after escaping from the clutches of Torpedo Vegas and is inflicting revenge upon Stan by making him do the "master cylinder" dance while Old Spice plays music over a boombox. But things aren't going as well at Killface's apartment as the only ones left there are him and Simon. Sinn has taken a job with the X-tacles as "Hooper," Valerie has disappeared entirely and Phil stole the Annihilatrix but has returned to gloat about his billions.

The two have a drink on the balcony and Killface reveals that he poison Phil's drink with phitoxin, but the effects don't work because Phil has been taking the poison for weeks. But, no matter, because he's shot dead by Valerie who was aiming for Killface with a sniper rifle. Killface takes the $20 billion check from Phil's corpse and heads off to the bank, but they won't cash it since they don't have that much money in their vaults. Xander calls Killface and demands to get his money back in trade for the Annihilatrix.

Xander meets with Killface on the catwalk leading to the control panel and Killface the check to him, but it blows away in the wind. He vows that he'd rather be dead than poor and puts the key in the Annihilatrix ignition. Killface attempts to put in the failsafe, but Simon presses the launch button before he can shut it down.

Trivia

Allusions and References

• Zune: Phil tells Killface that he left his Zune at his apartment. The Zune is an mp3 player made by Microsoft to compete with Apple's iPod. It boasted being able to wirelessly transfer music between Zunes that have severe limitations placed on them. It was not the "iPod killer" that Microsoft hyped it up to be and quietly dropped off the mp3 player sales radar.

Phil: I think I might've left my Zune here.

Quotes

• Xtacle #1: Hey, uh, Is it weird that I kinda want to fuck Hooper?
  Xtacle #2: Not as weird as I kinda want to fuck new Fat Mike.
  Ronnie: Yeah, he gonna get it. Boosh!