The Love Boat/Mothers Don't Do That / Substitute Lover / Marrying for Money

Mothers Don't Do That / Substitute Lover / Marrying for Money
Season 5, Episode 29
Airdate	May 15, 1982
Written by	"Mothers Don't Do That" Richard Albrecht and Casey Keller "Substitute Lover" Fredi Towbin "Marrying for Money" Cynthia Thompson and Ray Jessel
Directed by	Jerome Courtland
Produced by	Ben Joelson and Art Baer and Henry Colman
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The Love Boat — Season Five

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Mothers Don't Do That / Substitute Lover / Marrying for Money is the twenty-ninth episode of the fifth season of The Love Boat, and the one hundred thirty-seventh episode overall.

Guest Stars in Alphabetical Order: Eva Gabor (Marian Healy), Arte Johnson (Orville Trout), Caren Kaye (Lola Trout), Audrey Landers (Marla Bennett), Eddie Mekka (Bert Brodie / Jason Clark)

Starring Your Love Boat Crew: Gavin MacLeod (Your Captain), Bernie Kopell (Your Ship's Doctor), Fred Grandy (Your Yeoman Purser), Ted Lange (Your Bartender), Jill Whelan (Vicki)

and Lauren Tewes (Julie, Cruise Director)

Guest Starring: Brad Savage (Danny Healy)

Co-Starring: Hank Brandt (Paul Healy), Jimmy Dobson (The Steward)

Plot Overview

When a man comes on board with his new (young) wife, Gopher knows the man is rich and he and Isaac wonder if she married him for his money. And they suspect she could be trying to get rid of him so she can have it. A woman takes her son whom he sees very little of with her to try to reconnect but when he sees her diary, he just wants to get away from her. A woman comes on board to meet her pen pal. A guy Julie knows is taken with her and when she refuses his invitation because she wants to meet her pen pal, he decides to pretend to be her pen pal when he learns that he's not coming.