Ted/Season One

Season One of Ted was released on January 11, 2024.

Episodes

Episodes were directed by Seth MacFarlane

#	#	Title	Written By
1	1	Just Say Yes	Seth MacFarlane
After Ted's latest stunt, Matty makes Ted go to school with John. Ted immediately decides to get expelled, leading him and John to purchase drugs from an unlikely source.
2	2	My Two Dads	Paul Corrigan & Brad Walsh
Ted and John's plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role. Matty agrees to get a colonoscopy -- on one condition.
3	3	Ejectile Dysfunction	Dana Gould
Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film. Matty and Susan's disappointing night out leads Susan to question their relationship.
4	4	Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles	Jon Pollack
Ted's plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Susan tries to cheer John up by finding him a new friend.
5	5	Desperately Seeking Susan	Seth MacFarlane
Blaire convinces Matty and Susan to let Ted act as their marriage therapist. After the session, Ted, John and Blaire encourage Susan to pursue the career she abandoned long ago.
6	6	Loud Night	Julius Sharpe
Matty's unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic. A trip to church gets John and Ted wondering about Ted's miraculous origin.
7	7	He's Gotta Have It	Paul Corrigan & Brad Walsh
As the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity after John learns he is the last virgin in school.

Ted Seasons

Season 1