Square One TV/Episode 211

Episode 211
Season 2, Episode 11
Airdate	October 3, 1988
Production Number	86
Written by
Directed by
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Square One TV — Season Two

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Episode 211 is the eleventh episode of the second season of Square One TV, and the eighty-sixth episode overall.

Starring:

Guest Starring: McLean Stevenson (Mike Pilers), Rachel Longaker (Geri Lynn)

Co-Starring:

Segments

• Square One Squares

2 students try to determine which cast member is giving the correct answer to the questions: Wigs/Glasses, Lion, and Sliced Cube.

• Dirk Niblick: Do Not Fold, Spindle - Part 1

Dirk confronts a salesman about the legitimacy of his sales tactics. He pressures his customers into buying 3 60-minute audio tapes for $3.95 instead of 2 90-minute tapes for $2.95.

• Exclusive Music Video: "Less Than Zero" (Negative Scratch) (EKA #103)

This song presents a diving, dance, skating, and hammer-throw competition to show arithmetic realizations of negative numbers.

• Dirk Niblick: Do Not Fold, Spindle - Part 2

• Mathnet: The Case of the Deceptive Data - Part 1

The Mathnetters discuss sampling as a means of estimating the number of viewers for a radio show. They do this in an effort to understand why The Mike Piers Show was taken off the air.

Quotes

• Kate: Who do they think you are, George?
• George: (outraged) John Q. Public. That's who. And I've got some rights. (normal voice) Oh. Good morning, Kate. How was your weekend?
• Kate: Not as outrageous as yours. What's wrong with you? I've never seen you act this way before.