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Outrageous Fortune/Ted West

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Ted West
Outrageous Fortune
Ted West.jpg
Actor Frank Whitten
First Appearance 1x01 - Slings and Arrows
Last Appearance
Series Billing Series: Billed
Episode Count 13
Notable Episodes

Contents

Basic Information

Ted is Wolf's father. He comes to stay with the family after he burns down his flat, by leaving some fat frying on the stove, when he goes for a quick trip to the local dairy. He is closest to Loretta of all his grandchildren.


Character History

Memorable Moments

Trivia

Quotes

  • Grandpa: This is why the Wests have never been much good at what you might call actual jobs. Too much stress. Pretty soon you’ll start worrying about pointless shit like taxes. Then you wake up one morning and you’re one of them.


  • Grandpa: I’ve shat better than you.


  • Grandpa: (on peeing off the deck) At least I’m not charging for the car wash.


  • Grandpa: (On Tracy’s arrival) The Viet Cong are here.


  • Grandpa: (to Tracy) You were great in Charlie’s Angels.


  • Grandpa: Life is shit.
    Wolf: What’s pushed your button?
    Grandpa: Being old and useless.
    Wolf: Yeah, well, you get that.
    Grandpa: That’s pretty f--king profound son.