Lopez vs Lopez/Season One

Season One
Lopez vs Lopez
Season Premiere	November 4, 2022
Season Finale	May 9, 2023
Episode Count	22
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Season One of Lopez vs Lopez premiered on November 4, 2022.

Episodes

#	#	Title	Written By	Directed By	Airdate	Viewers	18-49 Rating	Prod.
1	1	Lopez vs Lopez	George Lopez & Mayan Lopez & Debby Wolfe	Kelly Park	November 4, 2022	2.663M	0.31%	101
When Mayan deals with a difficult client at work, George teaches her how to handle her the Lopez way. Teleplay by Debby Wolfe
2	2	Lopez vs Anxiety	Debby Wolfe & Bruce Helford	Lynda Tarryk	November 11, 2022	2.118M	0.26%	102
George believes he can fix Mayan's anxiety by building her a special Lopez security system built with items from the dollar store.
3	3	Lopez vs Español	Omar Ponce	Kelly Park	November 18, 2022	2.056M	0.3%	105
Mayan lies about speaking Spanish to be seen as a real Lopez in George's eyes, but the results are no bueno. Rosie attempts to teach a stubborn Chance Spanish.
4	4	Lopez vs Birthdays	Lesley Wake Webster	Phill Lewis	December 2, 2022	2.012M	0.33%	104
On Chance's birthday, George throws a party, and Rosie's sisters throw shade.
5	5	Lopez vs Gaslighting	Keith Heisler	Robbie Countryman	December 9, 2022	1.994M	0.3%	103
Mayan discovers Rosie has spent years secretly blaming George for parenting mistakes she made. George coaches Chance's T-ball team to always play fair unless you're losing.
6	6	Lopez vs Christmas	Desirée Proctor & Erica Harrell	Kelly Park	December 16, 2022	2.174M	0.25%	106
To get Mayan's divorced parents to spend Nochebuena together, she must convince Rosie to hand in her Christmas crown and George to give up the thing he loves most: beer.
7	7	Lopez vs Ghosts	Crystal Shaw	Bob Koherr	January 6, 2023	1.957M	0.28%	108
When the Lopez home is disturbed by an evil spirit, the family enlists a curandero, who reveals that the ghost of George's grandmother is hell-bent on righting a past wrong and will keep throwing chanclas at his big head until he does it.
8	8	Lopez vs Pride	Marcos Luevanos	Kelly Park	January 13, 2023	2.209M	0.29%	107
When Mayan becomes the brand ambassador for a human-grade dog food, George struggles to say he's proud of her for eating it. When Chance stops using his dad's last name at school, Quinten worries he's embarrassed of him.
9	9	Lopez vs Van Bryan	Schuyler Helford	Bob Koherr	January 20, 2023	2.036M	0.33%	109
When Quinten's perfect dad, Sam, comes into town, George tries to prove to the family that Sam is as much of a dirtbag as he is.
10	10	Lopez vs Los Doyers	Alex Zaragoza	Gloria Calderón Kellett	February 3, 2023	1.828M	0.24%	110
When Quinten joins George's fantasy baseball league, he hits a home run with the guys but strikes out with Mayan. Chance finds out Rosie's using him in her insurance ads and turns into a total diva.
11	11	Lopez vs Neighbors	Dan Signer	Phill Lewis	February 10, 2023	1.941M	0.27%	111
When George starts a prank war with a neighborhood rival, Mayan is torn between loyalty to "the Lopez way" and her desire to preserve a new friendship. Chance discovers the thrill of forbidden love.
12	12	Lopez vs Appropriation	Ananya Menon & Greg Trimmer	Jody Margolin Hahn	February 17, 2023	2.134M	0.3%	112
Mayan and George disagree about how to handle a lucrative business opportunity. Rosie's ethics are put to the test in the kitchen.
13	13	Lopez vs Second Chances	Debby Wolfe & Marcos Luevanos	Jody Margolin Hahn	March 3, 2023	1.908M	0.21%	113
George shows he is a less-than-perfect babysitter when he loses Chance at a discount department store. Quinten discovers Mayan's been holding out on him.
14	14	Lopez vs Work	Debby Wolfe & Dan Signer	Gloria Calderón Kellett	March 10, 2023	1.958M	0.26%	114
George believes all of Mayan's problems can be solved by taking a second job, while Mayan thinks her parents work too hard. Oscar and Momo compete for the title of George's best friend.
15	15	Lopez vs Primos	Lesley Wake Webster & Crystal Shaw	Kelly Park	March 17, 2023	1.969M	0.23%	115
When her primos visit, Mayan and Quinten get a taste of what life could have been like had they made different choices. Rosie enlists the help of Oscar to help sell life insurance policies to her machista Latinx male clients.
16	16	Lopez vs Cheating	Desirée Proctor & Erica Harrell	Danielle Fishel	March 24, 2023	1.81M	0.2%	116
When a visiting veterinarian takes an interest in Mayan, she worries that she might be destined to repeat the Lopez legacy of cheating, dating all the way back to her Aztec ancestor Tonto Tecate-Can.
17	17	Lopez vs Dog Quinces	Marcos Luevanos & Carmen Corral	Jon Rosenbaum	March 31, 2023	1.833M	0.21%	117
When Churro the chihuahua turns 15, the Lopezes throw her a Quinceanera that quickly goes to the dogs. Quinten tries to help Oscar find his soul mate or, at the very least, a date.
18	18	Lopez vs Goosey	Jen Howell & Mike Carreon	Kelly Park	April 7, 2023	1.81M	0.29%	119
When Chance gets into a fight at school, George and Rosie blame Mayan and Quinten's loosey-goosey parenting. Rosie tries therapy and is surprised to learn the source of her problems isn't George.
19	19	Lopez vs The Godfather	Lesley Wake Webster & Dan Signer	Phill Lewis	April 21, 2023	1.977M	0.31%	120
When Mayan's ex-Godfather, Don, returns to town, she's afraid he'll drag George back into a life of drinking, gambling, and womanizing. But just when Mayan's ready to send Don packing, he makes her an offer she can't refuse.
20	20	Lopez vs Corte Caliente	Omar Ponce & Schuyler Helford	Jon Rosenbaum	April 25, 2023	1.662M	0.24%	118
There's no order in the court when George and Rosie ask a TV judge to resolve their dispute. Mayan and Quinten enroll Chance in folklórico dance classes.
21	21	Lopez vs Bucket Crabs	Ananya Menon & Greg Trimmer	Phill Lewis	May 2, 2023	1.928M	0.27%	121
An old grudge reaches a boiling point when George is forced to work with a longtime business rival. Mayan gets crabby when a stay-at-home mom makes her feel like a bad parent.
22	22	Lopez vs Last Call	Debby Wolfe	Gloria Calderón Kellett	May 9, 2023	1.568M	0.29%	122
George hits the bottle as Mayan hits her limit with his behavior. Rosie is drunk with jealousy when Chance announces George is his hero.