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Three Coaches and a Bobby
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Season 3, Episode 12
Airdate January 26, 1999
Production Number 3ABE12
Written by Johnny Hardwick
Directed by Chris Moeller
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King of the HillSeason Three

Three Coaches and a Bobby is the twelfth episode of the third season of King of the Hill, and the forty-seventh episode overall.

Starring: Mike Judge (Hank Hill, Boomhauer), Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill), Pamela Segall Adlon (Bobby Hill), Brittany Murphy (Joseph Gribble)

and Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble)

Also Starring: Tara Charendoff (Kimmi), Stephanie Hodge (Wendy), Glenn Lucas (Football Kid), Lauren Tom (Minh Souphanousinphone)

Special Guest Voice: Will Ferrell (Coach Lucas)

Special Guest Voice: Julie Hagerty (Alley)

Special Guest Voice: Phil Hendrie (Coach Sauers)

Uncredited: Stephen Root (Bill Dauterive, Coach Maxwell)

Contents

Plot Overview

When Bobby's football coach quits, Hank and the guys convince their old coach to take over. However, Bobby is lured away by a soccer coach who seeks fun over competition.

Notes

Stinger Quote

Sauers: Take a salt tablet.

Seen, But Not Heard

Arc Advancement

Happenings

Characters

  • It's revealed that Hank got the team to state, but lost when he broke his ankle.

Referbacks

Trivia

The Show

Behind the Scenes

Allusions and References

  • The title of the episode is a play on the 1987 film Three Men and a Baby.

Memorable Moments

Goofs

  • When Coach Lucas is kicking the ball next to Hank, the bottom part of the background between the bleachers are an inexplicable blue/grey colour.
  • Sauders rips off his whistle, clearly breaking the string. However, in the next shot it's still visibly intact.

Quotes

  • Hank: Bobby looks pretty good in that uniform.
Bill: Yep.
Dale: Yep.
Boomhauer: Mm-hmm.
Hank: Think the Cougars have a chance this year?
Bill: No.
Dale: Nope.
Boomhauer: Nuh-uh, man.
  • Hank: Boys, the Welton Wolves have already put their mark on this bridge. Now, what does a cougar do when a wolf comes into his neck of the woods?
Bobby: Beats him in football?
Hank: Yeah, that's where I was gonna end up, Bobby.
  • Peggy: Do not just stand there scratching, Coach Maxwell! You are not going to find a good play up there!
Wendy: Maxwell, you suck!
Peggy: Now, Wendy, honey, that is over the line. You need specific criticism, not just generalities
Wendy: Maxwell, your plays suck!
Peggy: Much better.
  • Dale: Wingo, interception, Joseph! That's our boy, a real all-American. Arlen's native son.
  • Bobby: Coach, you can't put me in now. We can win this.
  • Hank: Coach Maxwell, I, and some of the parents--
Dale: You suck.
Hank: Now, hold on. What we have here are some suggestions--
Parent: No, Dale's right. He does suck.
Dale: You're not being paid to screw up.
Coach Maxwell: I'm not being paid at all. In fact, I still haven't been reimbursed for last week's pizzas. (tearful) Oh, and if you guys aren't too busy, could you please just go to Hell?
Hank: Dale, what did you do with last week's pizza money?
Dale: I bought a hat.
  • Dale: That's a Gribble of an idea, Bill!
  • Sauers: Gribble... no one's killed you yet.
  • Bobby: Coach, I think I swallowed too much mud.
Sauers: Take a salt tablet.
  • Boy: Coach, I'm bleeding.
Sauers: Salt tablet.
  • Hank: Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this, but I would be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.
Bobby: Why do you have to hate what you don't understand?
Hank: I don't hate you, Bobby.
Bobby: I meant soccer.
Hank: Oh. Oh, yeah, I hate soccer. Yes.
  • Sauers: Breaks your heart, doesn't it? Take a salt tablet.
  • Hank: Just when Coach Sauers was fixing to get those kids a victory, Bobby leaves sports and joins a soccer team.
Bill: Did Joseph leave, too?
Hank: No.
Bill: The team will survive, Hank.
  • Sauers: (reading H.C.Y.S.A. rules and guidelines) "Codes of Conduct: Cheer all good plays. Respect every player as if he/she were on your team." What is this "he/she"? Some kind of science fiction dear or...?
  • Hank: I'm sorry, Lucas. I thought I'd take my boy to see that new space movie. I hear it's got special effects.
  • Joseph: Coach Sauers, I think there's something wrong with my helmet.
Sauers: Then get over there and do the helmet test. Put on the helmet and run into that brick wall.
Joseph: Yeah, right. And end up with headaches like my mom?
  • Football Kid: I think you hurt him. Hit him again to make sure.
  • Hank: Hill residence.
Coach Lucas: Hank, Coleman Lucas. Just need your fax number so I can fax over Bobby's soccer diet.
Hank: We don't have a fax or a fax number.
Coach Lucas: Oh. Well, just give me your e-mail address and I'll attach it.
Hank: Yeah, it's football-is-great-soccer-is-dumb.com! Goodbye. (hangs up)
  • Hank: That was good strategy bringing Joseph back, Bobby. (puts his arm around Bobby) Stick with it and you could make a good coach someday.
Bobby: Hmm. I'd still want to wear my uniform.
Hank: Uh, yeah. Okay.
Bobby: And a cape.
(Hank retract his arm)