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King of the Hill/Old Glory
Old Glory | |
Season 4, Episode 11 | |
Airdate | January 9, 2000 |
Production Number | 4ABE09 |
Written by | Norm Hiscock |
Directed by | Gary McCarver |
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King of the Hill — Season Four |
Old Glory is the eleventh episode of the fourth season of King of the Hill, and the seventy-first episode overall.
Starring: Mike Judge (Hank Hill), Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill), Pamela Segall Adlon (Bobby Hill, Clark Peters), Brittany Murphy (Luanne Platter), Johnny Hardwick (credit only), Stephen Root (Bill Dauterive)
and Toby Huss (Officer, Kahn Souphanousinphone)
Also Starring: Dennis Burkley (Principal Moss), Lauren Tom (Minh Souphanousinphone)
Special Guest Voice: Heather Locklear (Ms. Donovan)
Contents |
Plot Overview
When Bobby is forced to do an essay, he is inspired by the large American flag Bill has flying in his yard. Peggy winds up writing it for him, but it's not long before it threatens to blow up in both their faces.
Notes
Stinger Quote
Bobby: What works for me, see, is the cocoa.
Seen, But Not Heard
- Dooley
Arc Advancement
Happenings
Characters
Referbacks
- The picture Peggy uses in advertising her musings is the same picture that was used in "Peggy's Pageant Fever".
Trivia
The Show
- Peggy still has her Kaypro, despite the previous episode, revealing that this episode was aired out of order.
Behind the Scenes
Allusions and References
- The sight of the guys raising Bill's flag invokes the picture of The Raising the Flag of Iwo Jima.
- The marching band in the final scene is playing "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina & The Waves.
Memorable Moments
- As Bill is on his knees, mourning the destruction of his flag, Boomhauer takes off his robes and puts them on the flag.
Quotes
- Peggy: Donovan? She has been out of the game for three years, getting her Master's degree or something. Why would they pick her instead of me?
- Bobby: Maybe it's alphabetical.
- Peggy: No. That was struck down in Zagarello v. State of Texas.
- Ms Donovan: Normally, I try not to give too many A's, but this time it didn't really come up.
- Hank: An F in English? Bobby, you speak English.
- Bobby: I finally picked my essay topic: "Why Bobby Hill Loves America".
- Hank: I'd like to see your teacher give an F to the U.S. of A.
- Peggy: Hank, that woman could fail ice cubes to the Eskimos.
- Bobby: Oh, that's crappy! I'm gonna get another F.
- Peggy: Well, with that attitude and a poorly written essay, yes.
- Ms Donovan: Yes, well, I wish I could stay and chat, but I've got to teach a class. And you?
- Peggy: I could stay and chat.
- Bobby: I find my best ideas come to me while I am soaking in the tub, sipping on a cup of cocoa.
- Peggy: Well, that's very interesting, because when I am stuck on a musing column, what I'd like to do is find someone helpful to bounce ideas off of.
- Bobby: That's not really my style. What works for me, see, is the cocoa.
- Ms Donovan: That's because you're a writer, Bobby. Your mother's just a muser. It looks like the torch has been passed and it has finally been lit.
- Bobby: I find that adverbs are overrated and that your adjectives are your go-to guys.
- Peggy: You know, he has never even thanked me, not once. And would it kill him to say to people "My mom helped me with that line" or "My mom wrote that essay; I had nothing to do with it"?
- Hank: Well, I agree he shouldn't take credit, but you shouldn't have written it for him in the first place. From where I'm sitting, you both screwed up. Now, what are you going to do about it?
- Peggy: Well, I cannot speak for Bobby --
- Hank: Well, you have no problem writing for him.
- Peggy: Damn straight. I got an A.
- Ms Donovan: It seems both you and Clark Peters believe that, quote, "when it comes to tea cosies, it's either crotchet or the highway." Now, that doesn't sound like the Clark Peters I know. The Clark Peters I know likes to burn things.
- Peggy: Wait, obviously, someone has hacked into my Kaypro.
- Peggy: What did they teach you in that graduate school?
- Ms Donovan: How to survive.
- Hank: What you two did was wrong. You've not only disgraced the flag, you've disgraced the republic for which it stands. If I were you, I'd start writing your apologies. (to Peggy) And if I were you, I'd hide yours from Bobby.
- Peggy: And remember: we are stealing this flag, we are not disgracing it.
- Bill: (weeping over his damaged flag) What kind of animal would do such a thing?! A bear?