King of the Hill/Flirting with the Master

Flirting with the Master
Season 8, Episode 5
Airdate	November 30, 2003
Production Number	7ABE22
Written by	Norm Hiscock
Directed by	Anthony Lioi
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King of the Hill — Season Eight

Flirting with the Master is the fifth episode of the eighth season of King of the Hill, and the one hundred fifty-fourth episode overall.

Starring: Mike Judge (Hank Hill, Monsignor Martinez/Eduardo Felipe), Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill), Pamela S. Adlon (Bobby Hill, Antonio), Brittany Murphy (Luanne Platter), Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble, Fan)

and Stephen Root (Bill Dauterive)

Also Starring: Ashley Gardner (Nancy Gribble), David Herman (Priest, Teenager), Ruth Livier (Cristina, Maria), Marcelo Tubert (Announcer)

Plot Overview

After meeting the actor who plays Monsignor Martinez, Peggy is asked to tutor his kids in Mexico for two weeks. However, Peggy believes he is seducing her.

Notes

Stinger Quote

Fan: I can't believe it's really him!

Seen, But Not Heard

• Dooley

• Clark Peters

• Boomhauer

Trivia

The Show

• This marks the only time we see the actor playing Monsignor Martinez outside of his character.

Quotes

• Bobby: Dad, I accidentally used your toothbrush again.

Hank: Throw it out.

• Eduardo Felipe: Sometimes I forget we have many young viewers. We should probably do more episodes like the one about the monkey who smuggled the cocaine under his little hat.

• Peggy: Señor, I have something to confess. That boy in my classroom was not sick at all. Actually, that boy is my healthy son Bobby.

Eduardo Felipe: Señora Hill, I am an actor. I could tell right away that he was not sick. I do not mean to be unkind, but your son gave a terrible performance.

Peggy: Yes, he was terrible, wasn't he?

Eduardo Felipe: Ah, yes. (laughs) But not as terrible as this fish! Waiter!

• Peggy: Hank, are you going to the propane convention in Alberta?

Hank: There's a propane convention in Alberta?

Peggy: It's exciting, isn't it? Oh, but you'll be so far away in Canada.

Hank: Well, yeah, but no distance is too great when it comes to propane.

Peggy: Mm-hmm, and I would have no problem with you going to that convention, even if it's for two weeks.

Hank: Well, I don't see why you would.

Peggy: Hank, there is no propane convention in Alberta.

Hank: What?

Peggy: But I have been offered a job in Mexico. The actor who plays Monsignor Martinez wants me to go to Mexico and be a private tutor for his children. It'll only be for two weeks.

Hank: No way, Peggy. You only know this guy through the television.

Peggy: Oh, Hank, can't you see what an incredible opportunity this is for me?

Hank: This is a real double whammy for me, Peggy. You want to leave and there's no propane convention.

• Luanne: I will do such a good job being you, that you will not even know that you're gone.

• Peggy: Well, you have the most spectacular sunsets in Mexico.

Eduardo Felipe: Yes, it is the pollution.

• Hank: This is actually pretty good, Luanne.

Luanne: I got the recipe from Redbook, which is actually a magazine.

• Cristina: Señora Hill, what is the capital of Oregon?

Peggy: Huh? Uh, Portland. No, no, Salem.

Cristina: Are you sure, Señora?

Peggy: Who's the American here?

• Peggy: And that is why it is called Pittsburgh.

• Peggy: I have contacted another teacher for your children. Her name is Sandra Morgan. She's 61 years old. She is old.

Eduardo Felipe: Well, then, via con dios. Uh, I meant that as myself, not as, you know, the character.