Gimme, Gimme, Gimme/Millennium

Millennium
Special 1
Airdate	December 29, 1999
Written by	Jonathan Harvey
Directed by	Liddy Oldroyd
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Millennium is a special episode of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme.

Starring: Kathy Burke (Linda La Hughes), James Dreyfus (Tom Farrell)

Guest Starring: Rowland Rivron (Oscar Wilde), Simon Shepherd (Himself), Melinda Messenger (Herself)

Quotes

• Linda: I've had my best sex in the dark. Well blokes prefer it that way, don't they?

• Linda: D'you know, I think they must a got a puppy for Christmas, cos I could hear her fella shouting in the background "I'm not havin' that dog back in my house" and then she said "party's off".

[Tom pauses for a moment to absorbs this, and we see a smirk come across his face]

Tom: You're such a sad bitch!

• Tom: Why are you wearing more makeup than Scritti Politti?

• Linda: Should have taken in a show. I love a good play.

[Tom looks at her in disbelief]

Tom: You? The last play you went to see was "The Chippendales", which, incidentally, is not a play.

Linda: It was in a theatre. It had an interval. I had ice cream.

• Linda: (reading tv page) Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? Arrrgh what a rip off! Phone a friend? Phone a friend? What if you haven't got any friends?!

• Melinda Messenger: (dream sequence) I wish I could look as good as you in a frock like that?

Linda: Well wish on babe! See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!