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Father Ted/And God Created Woman
From The TV IV
| And God Created Woman | |
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| Season 1, Episode 5 | |
| Airdate | May 19, 1995 |
| Written by | Graham Linehan and Arthur Mathews |
| Directed by | Declan Lowney |
| ← 1x04 Competition Time |
1x06 → Grant Unto Him Eternal Rest |
| Father Ted — Season One | |
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And God Created Woman is the fifth episode of the first season of Father Ted.
Starring: Dermot Morgan (Father Ted Crilly), Ardal O'Hanlon (Father Dougal McGuire), Frank Kelly (Father Jack Hackett), Pauline McLynn (Mrs. Doyle)
With Special Guest: Gemma Craven (Polly Clarke)
Guest Starring: Rosemary Henderson (Sister Assumpta), Claire Cathcart (Sister Margaret), Don Foley (Jim Halpin), Pat Shortt (Tom)
Contents |
Plot Overview
Ted's flirtation with a female novelists becomes troublesome when she comes to Craggy Island just as he has to deliver a mass to some starstruck nuns.
Notes
Arc Advancement
Happenings
Characters
Referbacks
Trivia
The Show
Behind the Scenes
Allusions and References
Memorable Moments
Quotes
- Mrs Doyle: I read a bit of one of them once. God, I couldn't finish it. The language! Unbelievable!
- Father Ted: Well, it's... it's a bit gritty, but that's the modern world, Mrs Doyle.
- Mrs Doyle: Ah, it was a bit much for me, Father. "Feck" this and "feck" that.
- Father Ted: Yes, Mrs Doyle.
- Mrs Doyle: "Ya big bastard.'" Oh, dreadful language. "Ya big hairy arse, ya big fecker." Fierce stuff. And of course, the F-word, Father. The bad F-word - worse than '"feck". You know the one I mean.
- Father Ted: Yes, I do, Mrs Doyle.
- Mrs Doyle: "Eff you. Eff your effin' wife." Oh, I don't know why they have to use language like that! "I'll stick this effin' pitchfork up your hole." Oh, that was another one. Oh, yes.
- Father Ted: I see what you mean, Mrs Doyle.
- Mrs Doyle: '"Bastard" this and "bastard" that. You can't move for the "bastards" in her novels. It's wall-to-wall "bastards".
- Father Ted: Is it, Mrs Doyle? Anyway... (starts to lead her out of the room)
- Mrs Doyle: "Ya bastard. Ya fecker. Ya bollocks. Get your bollocks outta my face!" (after being led out of the room) "Ride me sideways" was another one!
- Father Jack: Nuns! Nuns! Reverse! Reverse!
- Father Ted: You're not up to your old tricks again, are you, Tom?
- Tom: No, Father. 'Tis my money. I just didn't want to fill out the forms.
