Entourage/Ari Gold

Ari Gold
Entourage
Actor	Jeremy Piven
First Appearance	1x01 - Entourage
Series Billing
Notable Episodes	3x02 - One Day in the Valley

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Basic Information

Ari Gold is an entertainment agent in Hollywood, CA. Currently his biggest client is Vincent Chase, whom he helped land the lead role in the Aquaman franchise that dethroned Spider-Man in the box office.

Quotes

• Is that the way they drive in Tiananmen Square, bitch?

• You wanna hug it out? Let's hug it out, bitch!

• Call me Helen Keller because I'm a fucking miracle worker!

• Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything, into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's mask, and a fucking spike paddle, don't think, just pack that bitch! Chop suey!

• Hold all my calls. And get Mini - Vince on the phone.

• The next one after "Queens Boulevard" is a studio picture. I'm talking franchise, baby. We'll get you the lunchbox. And an action figure with a monster cock.

• [after his Viagra has kicked in, to his angry wife]
  I'm ready to go here, all right? It's like R. Kelly at recess. Honey, honey, what are you doing? Are you kidding me? Baby!

• You can have it. If you want to live in Agora fucking Hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion, a country club membership, and nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking Wednesday.

• We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we're gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos.

• Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed.

• I'll beat that old fuck and throw him in the pool.
  [to his young kids] Only Daddy speaks that way!