CSI: NY/Don Flack
From The TV IV
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Comes from a long line of NYPD officers.
Jason (second vic's boyfriend): I never saw that house. I swear on my grandmother.
Flack: Let me arrest him for swearing on his grandmother.
Flack: Last time I checked, the murder weapon we confiscated didn't have cute little legs, walking around from toolbox to toolbox.
Flack: George Thomas. Assault in the first degree. Aggravated assault in the second degree. Criminal possession of a weapon. I can go on, but I already read 'War and Peace'.
Aiden: Dodecylbenzene sulfonic acid, tetrasodium EDTA, benzisothiazolone...
Detective Flack: Whoa, benzisothiazolone?!
Aiden: You know what that is?
Detective Flack: ...No.
Detective Flack: So a crapsicle killed this guy?
Flack: What have you got there?
Stella: Surfactant and hypochlorite.
Flack: And for those of us with just a high school diploma?
Flack: What's that bulge in your pocket? And don't get cute..
Flack: You don't call, you don't write, I'm beginning to think you're seeing other detectives.
Flack: Did you, uh, happen to find anything else?
Mac: You want to give me a hint exactly what you're looking for, Flack?
Flack: (sounding hopeful) An igloo cooler with a human liver inside?
Flack (to Paul Sabatini): Hey, boxer shorts, cold shower's this way