Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C./Goodbye Camp Henderson, Hello Sergeant Carter
From The TV IV
Guest Stars: Ronnie Schell (Duke Slater), Tige Andrews (Chief Petty Officer Simpson), Ken Lynch (Patrolman), Ted Bessell (Frankie), Forrest Compton (Colonel Gray), Michael Barrier (Navy Officer), Ed Rice (Marine), Brendon Boone (Sailor), Ron Doyle (Ensign)
No longer wishing to be a bother to Sergeant Carter, Gomer requests a transfer to another base.
Sgt. Carter: "...I've got a deviated septum."
Gomer: "You do? Well, you wouldn't know it to look at you."