Duckman/Duckman and Cornfed in Haunted Society Plumbers

Duckman and Cornfed in Haunted Society Plumbers
Season 4, Episode 14
Airdate	April 19, 1997
Production Number	4457
Written by	Gene Laufenberg and Michael Markowitz and David Misch
Directed by	Peter Avanzino
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Duckman — Season Four

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Duckman and Cornfed in Haunted Society Plumbers is the fourteenth episode of the fourth season of Duckman, and the fifty-sixth episode overall.

The Players: Jason Alexander (Duckman), Beverly Archer (Lady Calowina Worthington-Ford), Gregg Berger (Cornfed), Xander Berkeley (Hans the Butler), Daniel Davis (Rodney), Glenn Shadix (Army Leader Guest), Nicholas Walker ()

Also Starring: Dan Castellaneta (Homer Simpson)

Plot Overview

After having lost their detective agency, Duckman and Cornfed become plumbers. When they get a job at a high society party, they are back as dicks to recover a valued stolen jewel.

Quotes

• Hans: I am Hans. May I help you, gentlemen?

Duckman: You betcha, Heinz. We're from A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-1 Plumbing.

Hans: You're from A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-1 Plumbing?

Cornfed: Yes, we're from A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-1 Plumbing.

Lady Calowina Worthington-Ford: Ah, are these the men from A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-1 Plumbing?

Hans: Yes, they say they're from A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A--

Duckman: All right! Come on, we don't even have a plot yet.

• Homer Simpson: What the hell are you starin' at?